don't worry; be happy :)

i just found a site about ways to piss people off.

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http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/1WjbBr/artlung.com/smorgasborg/how_to_tick_people_off.shtml

FAVORITES:

In the memo field of all checks, write “for sexual favors”.

Make beeping noises when large people back up.

Specify that your drive-through order is TO-GO.

Finish all your sentences with “In accordance with the prophecy.”

Ask people what gender they are.

Sit in your front yard with a hair dryer pointed at cars to see if they slow down.